By artemisnorth.com on Skatehive
The lavender vest has been frogged three times. Three. If this yarn had any self-respect, it would’ve filed for a restraining order by now. But no. We’re "committed." This vest is officially less about knitwear and more about "personal development," which feels like a targeted attack. I just wanted a cute layer. Instead, I’m apparently unearthing "character growth." Gross. Knitting: The Gateway to Accidental Introspection When I knit, my brain goes off-leash. Sometimes it’s plotting world domination. Sometimes it’s wondering why I said that one awkward thing to a friend in 2004. Mostly, it’s a full-blown corporate retreat for my business. My hands are doing a basic stockinette while my brain hosts a board meeting. I’ll be halfway through a row thinking: What systems am I neglecting now? Why am I not "engaging" with my online people more? Is this a nesting reflex or just insecurity wearing a productivity hat? ADHD is a blast like that. Knitting doesn’t actually silence the committee in