By bravetofu on Skatehive
@thepeoplesguild put out a bounty on @yabapmatt, so I've been scouring around Praetoria to look for my chance at capturing the Prince of Praetoria, the Sultan of the Splinterlands, the Warden of the Wild Northeast - the INFAMOUS YABA. After days of searching, I finally spot him. There he is. AND HE'S SPORTING A TOFU, THE DEVIL! There are noxious fumes all about and earthquakes raging underneath. It's inhospitable territory. I've deployed Lorkus to give survivability to my Grimbardun Smith, who's begrudgingly been following me through this trek. He's not eaten for MINUTES, it's hell. Usut follows close behind, clinging closely to the rat. Usut whispers to the rat that he'll protect him, but we all know why Usut won't let the rat more than an arm's length away... The battle begins, and right on cue, the rat breaks his leg from a tremor and then proceeds to breath a lungful of poisonous fumes, promptly falling limp to the ground. The smith and Usut revel in this glorious death, energized