By comicrelief on Skatehive
Forgive me for disappearing so abruptly so many moons ago. I deeply apologize for my tardiness! I imagine you’ve all been eagerly awaiting the next chapter of my adventures (or so I like to think). Without further ado, here it is… As the Tesla glided through the suburban streets, its voice remained calm and confident, as though it had everything under control. “Good afternoon, Larry. You’ve activated Full Self Driving. Relax, sit back, and enjoy the effortless journey. I will handle all traffic and road hazards with precision. You’ll wonder how you ever drove without me.” Larry, already skeptical from past experiences, leaned back and muttered, “Yeah, we’ll see...” “No need to worry,” the Tesla continued, cutting him off mid-sentence. “I’ve already corrected your steering. You were drifting 0.02 degrees off-center.” “Was I?” Larry replied, unimpressed. “Yes, but I fixed it. You’re welcome.” There was a brief pause before the Tesla’s tone suddenly shifted to one of mild alarm. “Oh, hold