By hanshotfirst on Skatehive
When I was a kid, the hottest band in the world (and my absolute favorite) was KISS. When I was five I got my first album, it was KISS Rock and Roll Over. When I was seven I received the KISS dolls for a First Communion gift... ironic I know. Later I wore out my KISS Alive Two record and watched KISS meets the Phantom of the Park about 53 times too may. But I never saw them in concert. Every time they did their "final" tour, I was too broke to go. Eventually about 20 years ago, I had the money but it just didn't seem the same going to see 65 year old guys dressed up in makeup and breathing fire. I was dumb. I should have gone. For me, I imagined the second best thing would be to see GWAR. Last Thursday, I was able to scratch that off my bucket list. oh my god I am so happy I did. Ok let's get this out of the way right now. You all know I hate spoilers but... spoiler alert... GWAR IS NOT BEING SERIOUS! They are comedians/performance artists. Their entire shtick is pure, unadulterated an