By jacobtothe on Skatehive
Remember advice animal memes with their pinwheel backgrounds? You're not that old, you've just been online for a while now. But do you remember when cigarettes were advertised on American TV by a cartoon camel? Be sure to schedule a prostate exam or mammogram, because we're old now. Shit. Tobacco is bad, mmkay? Vaping is not exactly safe, although it is far less bad. I can't remember when I heard vape pens called "robot cocks," but the delightfully lewd Freudian accusation still amuses me. I also really hate the vape bros who revel in sharing clouds of sickly scented secondhand not-smoke with everyone. It seems like the old-school tobacco addicts were less obnoxious, but then again, I also remember when people wrote laws telling the smokers to back the hell away and leave a little bit of a gap for other folks by every door to every public building two decades ago. When I was in college, and later when I worked at the Call Center From Hell, it seemed like half my fellow students and co-