By lighteye on Skatehive
[]()AI generated. On the eighteenth day of the war, one thing became abundantly clear – the evil clown had painted himself into a corner… As it became clear that Iran was winning the war, Trump panicked, remembered the ‘allies’ from whom he had just yesterday wanted to take Greenland, and cried out for their military assistance. And the responds began to flow: Germany: “It is not our war. We did not start it. What does Donald Trump expect a handful or two of European frigates to accomplish in the Strait of Hormuz that the powerful American Navy cannot achieve there alone?” — Defense Minister Boris Pistorius ❌ EU: “This is not Europe’s war, no one wants to go actively in this war.” — Foreign policy chief Kaja Kallas ❌ Australia: We won’t be sending a ship to the Strait of Hormuz. We know how incredibly important that is but that’s not something we’ve been asked or we’re contributing to.” — Transport Minister Catherine King ❌ Japan: We have not made any decisions whatsoever about dispatc