By pedrobrito2004 on Skatehive
A man walks into a pet shop and asks the following: —Hello, I'd like to know the price of this parrot. —One thousand dollars. —Why so much? —Well, it speaks English, French, and German. —And this other parrot? —Two thousand dollars. —More expensive? And what can it do? —It speaks Russian, Chinese, and Greek and recites excerpts from literary works. —And that other one over there, the one with the darker plumage? —That one costs ten thousand dollars. —Ten thousand! How many languages does that parrot speak? —Well... I've never heard it say a word, but the other parrots call it "Boss"... And when that parrot looks at me, I get chills. +++++++++*+++ Un hombre entra a una tienda de animales y pide: —Hola, quiero saber el precio de este loro. —Mil dólares. —¿Por qué tanto? —Pues habla inglés, francés y alemán. —¿Y este otro loro? —Dos mil dólares. —¿Más caro? ¿Y qué sabe hacer? –Habla ruso, chino, griego y recita fragmentos de obras literarias. —¿Y ese otro de allá, el de plumaje más oscu