By poterritory on Skatehive
Locals wouldn't mind so much if the karaoke performers could carry a tune. Jerusalem, December 11 - Evidence indicates that the residents of the house across the street believe that municipal ordinances banning loud parties, music, machinery, and other cacophonies between the hours of eleven at night and seven in the morning suggest, rather than require, compliance, observers concluded today. The Schlossbergs, consisting of a woman her sixties, her daughter in her thirties, and a son in his teens, appear to believe that Jerusalem noise restrictions do not apply to them, given the household's propensity for karaoke parties and other late-night revelry in their yard, neighbors surmise. Said revelry takes place several times each month, weather-permitting, in the family's ancestral home in the city's historic Nachlaot neighborhood, where other residents of the street and the one behind the Schlossberg property grapple with the need to get small children to sleep at a reasonable hour, and