By tom45p on Skatehive
Today playground🇬🇧 Dnes dÄ›tské hÅ™iÅ¡tě🇨🇿 today's joke A man is lying on his deathbed, and next to him stands his wife. The man turns to her: "Marie, please, tell me... Have you ever been unfaithful to me in your life?" The wife says: "Alright, I will admit it. I have. Three times." The man becomes concerned: "Three times?! And will you tell me when?" The wife: "The first time was when that banker didn't want to give us a loan. I just had to. We needed the money..." The man smiles understandingly. "And the second time?" The wife continues: "The second time was when that doctor didn't want to perform that surgery on you. I had to. I did it for your life..." The man replies: "I don't blame you. And the third time?" The wife takes a deep breath: "Do you remember when you were founding the party... And you were missing 50 signatures?" dneÅ¡nà vtip Muž ležà na smrtelné posteli a vedle nÄ›j stojà jeho žena. Muž se na ni obrátÃ: „Marie, prosÃm, Å™ekni mi… Byla jsi mi nÄ›kdy v životÄ› nevÄ›rná?“ Ž